Not your half-assed attempt at covering Batman, Manny. I would have to find a workaround for the whole family-parent thing. Don't get me wrong, Frank is a tactical genius in his own right, but that doesn't change the fact that 90% of his strategies tend to boil down to 'go in, guns blazing' or 'beat them in fisticuffs'. You may need to download version 2.0 now from the Chrome Web Store. Mind you, that the Justice League has some of the most powerful heroes in fiction, from the speedy Flash to the invincible Superman. ", Rick: "Damn! As odd as it sounds, the pumpkin bombs were built to destroy the enemy's hiding spots by generating heat that scorches at a rate able to melt steel beams! Punisher wastes no time and jumps downs it. Think of it as... a sort of trump card. He deserves worse! The way my family was murdered. Gotham Organized Crime 1.1. : "Manufactured steel is stated to melt around 1,370 degrees Celsius and 2,500 degrees Fahrenheit. Any second now, Jigsaw could get loose. Batman: "Stand down. Being able to survive an explosion at the distance Frank was at the time of detonation means Frank was able to survive forces that may vary from 4,148 newtons. Take your favorite fandoms with you and never miss a beat. Eh? Completing the CAPTCHA proves you are a human and gives you temporary access to the web property. This gun has been heavily praised by its versatility and accuracy. 3 people found this helpful. Anyhow, Frank is more famously known for his weapons. And when he was fighting the Sentry, he got punched through a building so hard that the whole thing nearly caved in, but Frank remained relatively unscathed. That is the weight of a large car. ", F.A.C.T.S. Both of them are fast enough to dodge bullets and tough enough to take on superhumans and keep on fighting, even after dome fatal beatdowns. Manny: "Looks like Frank just got punished! On a rooftop in a dark city, a criminal runs away. Bruce falls some distance away and quickly gets up, only to gets blown away again by Punisher's shotgun. Feel free to pause the video before we get started to gather your thoughts. The Burglar (First appearanc… Can Batman put a stop to this killing spree before it gets out of hand? The Batsuit has much more up its sleeves than you would think. Let's start with skill. In this universe, Marvel and DC characters coexist with one another. And boy does it show. • The end. Punisher and Moon Knight sing their opinions about Batman by Comedy Tragedy Entertainment. I mean, there's criminal lunatics running around, somebody gets murdered at least once a week, and the coffee shops there are just abysmal! ", Manny: "Okay, fine! Whatever helps you sleep at night. Kevlar disperses the energy of impact throughout the entire pack. Frank Castle is an expert martial artist, having completely mastered five styles: Nash Ryu jujutsu, ninjutsu, Shorin-ryu karate, Hwa Rang Do, and Chin Na. Or can the Punisher clip this bat's wings before it's all over? He's actually pretty fast! By: Thundarr The Barbarian. As if! When the rifle runs out of ammo, Bruce rushes forwards and delivers a punch to Frank's face, followed by a hook. ", Chelsea: "He can't muster up the guts to kill people? I think mom would get mad if I killed Chelsea, and stole F.A.C.T.S., and then killed Rick...", Chelsea: (While Manny is mumbling in the background): "While Manny's off in his own little land, I think I should let you all know that Punisher didn't get his name from being a traumatized gunslinger. Batman / Matches Malone (Bruce Wayne) (First appearance as Matches Malone) Supporting Characters: 1. For more explosive options, Frank has grenades, remote-triggered bombs, and pumpkin bombs. The Joker (Leaves team) 1.2. +Has experience taking on foes like the Punisher. Depending on the type, speed and size of the bullet, the kevlar may have varying degrees of success. Micro Chip (David Lieberman) 2. As the sirens howl in the background, Batman is standing on a rooftop - then vanishes with a lightning strike. 2 Fell Flat: Archie Meets The Punisher He's an expert in over 127 different martial arts, making him an unpredictable foe. The Punisher has built himself over the years to survive harsh conditions, if the time ever called for such. : "Considering Bruce's age and his life as a CEO, it would mean that he masters at least three martial arts every year. ", Chelsea: "Sweet! And, I kid you not, the Punisher has web-shooters like Spider-Man! Spend a year or two in prison and then you're back on the streets again? Punisher: "Alright. ", F.A.C.T.S. ", Manny: "Guess you could say that it was a dick move! His time in the Marine Corps gave him his experience with a variety of … Batman vs. Punisher is the second episode of Battle Royale, and the second episode of the zeroth season, pitting Batman from DC Comics against the Punisher from Marvel Comics. It comes with a pair of bladed gauntlets and nerve-killing gloves, which Batman can use to permanently disable the victim's nerves. He also carries a Smith & Wesson Model 66 revolver. Batman then punches Punisher's skull-adorned chest, using the nerve-killing function to stun him, then palm-strikes him away. ", Batman (voice clip from Monty Python and the Holy Grail): "I'm not dead! The Batsuit has been through many redesigns over the course of its existence, but it's most consistent attribute is that it's made out of layers of assorted metals and kevlar, making it completely bullet-proof. On that day, the Punisher was born! With his cape, Batman can glide through the air for long periods of time, and that too is capable of easily blocking bullets. Crossover X is a FANDOM Comics Community. I know how to beat Superman. Follow/Fav Batman vs Punisher. Jigsaw (Billy Russo) 1.1.2. In this brawl between vigilantes of the night, who will win? The first of two Batman and Punisher crossovers published for 1994. Oh, this isn't important, but he destroyed a helicopter by throwing a ski racket at it! But things don't always go as they seem, not even for The Dark Knight. Gonna be free to murder innocent people. : "This would mean that he can equally fight someone whose brain can process events at 820 times the speed of sound. • -- Punisher src The Punisher is a Marvel Comics character who has crossed over with Batman. This a parody of ASK JEFF THE KILLER AND EYELESS JACK (EPISODE 12) where Jeff the Killer and Eyeless Jack sing their opinions about Ticci … Frank uses his web-shooters to immobilize Batman, then takes out his rocket launcher and fires. ", Manny: "You're seriously plugging our other shows during my analysis? Bruce is paralyzed from the electricity running all through his body, and catches his breath again. ", (Cue: Waiting Room - Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS & Wii U), Rick: "Interesting stuff indeed. 7 Batman/Hellboy/Starman. What would happen if The Punisher were in a Nolanized Gotham City? I am Batman! It’s a dream match-up that fans have only really seen once before: Frank Castle, The Punisher vs Bruce Wayne, Batman. Report abuse. While not as versatile or precise, it can sure pack quite the punch. These two comic giants are about to face off in a no-holds-barred beatdown and deciding between killing or sparing. The tiny Punisher jumps up to Batman's face, Satan Claw electrifies and ready, and punches Bruce's face with it. Filter: Sort by Popularity Filter by name: All. The Beretta 92FS Inox is a double-action, semi-automatic pistol made of stainless steel with an effective range of 50 meters! That's only because he's insanely rich... and is conventionally attractive... plus he's rather good at fighting... and has an awesome six-pack... plus his parents are dead, so there'll be no in-law...", Rick: "Save the drooling for your own character, okay? The silhouette of Batman is running, as the silhouette of Punisher is shown shooting with his submachine gun. ", F.A.C.T.S. And more importantly, does he really want to? your own Pins on Pinterest ", Chelsea: "Frank Castle, formerly known as Frank Castiglione, was born in New York to a family of Sicilian descent. Someone is killing off Gotham's criminals, one by one. ", Chelsea: "One fateful day, he was going on a walk with his family in Central Park, until they stumbled upon some mobsters who were in the middle of murdering someone. Whoever you are, show yourself!". But thankfully, he had a change of mind, and the very people who were affiliated with his family's murders made one hell of an enemy. ", Rick: "Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Let's not talk about him until the first episode of Debate or Debunk. In the story, the murderous vigilante Punisher mistakes all-American teenager Archie Andrews for a criminal he is hunting. ", Batman: "I am vengeance! He shot him in the dick! And that's paired with an amplified force that would punch through armor like it was swiss cheese! Pretty impressive for a human. He often dodges bullets almost effortlessly, and is capable of keeping up with Spider-Man, who's able to dodge light-based attacks thanks to his Spider-Sense, and Daredevil, who can react to attacks in micro-seconds! ", Chelsea: "Hey, I can't help it if you choose someone as sexy as him! If you are at an office or shared network, you can ask the network administrator to run a scan across the network looking for misconfigured or infected devices. Whatever? And more importantly, does he really want to? It's Batman! Like DanCo on Facebook3. Get angry or something! ", F.A.C.T.S. Frank takes out his assault rifle and opens fire at the Caped Crusader, who blocks all of the bullets with his cape. Frank Miller. Eh? Batman takes a fighting stance, as the helicopter flies away. ", F.A.C.T.S. Produktinformationen "Punisher/Batman - Crossover 5" Sie sehen hier einen älteren Artikel aus dem Programm der Panini Verlags GmbH. ", Manny: "Being a crime-fighting machine, Batman carries a wide arsenal, most of which he made himself, including the Batara-", Rick: "Aren't you forgetting something, young man? 11 years ago | 464 views. This could potentially be an issue for Frank, if it wasn't for the fact that there's so much more to his arsenal than peashooters. He's tanked bullet wounds, building-piercing explosions, impalement, and a bubble bath in a tank full of acid! (sighs) "Manny, just do it! Dec 7, 2014 - rockofeternity: “Batman vs. Punisher John Romita Jr. (Pencils) Klaus Janson (Inks) Christie Scheele (Colors) Story by Chuck Dixon ” The foam pellets are filled with a strange substance that hardens in a couple of seconds. ", Manny: "Gotham City. Marvel DC Crossover. They have both lost their families due to crime, and have opposing views on killing. Batman: "There's electrical impulses running through you body. Bruce Wayne had rich parents and one day they went to an opera and decided to take a shortcut home through a dark alleyway, which turned out to be a bad idea because some criminal shot his parents and they're dead now, and he grew up vowing to stop crime, learned how to kick ass and became Batman. | Trivia = * Though crossovers tend to be non-canonical, Batman #509 has Jean-Paul mention Jigsaw by name. : "For quick and repeated damage, Castle can use the MAC-11, a submachine gun with a fire rate of twenty bullets per second and a muzzle velocity of 980 feet per second, just below the speed of sound. Punisher's stock in trade is weapons. ", Manny: "That's right. Not only is it strong enough to take most of what the Punisher could throw at him, but it also came equipped with extra gadgets that can counter Frank's arsenal. How strong in that in comparison to other materials? You're both forgetting his biggest weakness. ...Get it? ", Thug: "Help me! But as a whole, Batman's arsenal, despite being non-lethal, was more varied, and made him too unpredictable a foe for the Punisher to read immediately. ", Manny: "Not only is Batman capable of leg-pressing 2,500 pounds, he has supported the weight of two identical sarcophagi at the same time! Jigsaw's Gang 1.1.1. ", Rick: "Hold on a second, Chels. Batman backflips out of the bullet's path. The Punisher manages to shoot one last round from his pistol before the Batarang whizzes past him, drawing blood and grounding him. Archie Meets the Punisher or The Punisher Meets Archie is a one-shot comic book and intercompany crossover written by Batton Lash with art by Stan Goldberg, John Buscema, and Tom Palmer.It was published jointly by Archie Comics and Marvel Comics in June 1994. In addition, the Batsuit far outclassed the Punisher's suit. Frank presses a button, and shrinks down with his Pym Particles. This skill also plays off nicely, since he's a former US Marine. Dr. Ashley Kafka (First appearance) 3. ", Rick: "It was lights out for Frank Castle! Can Batman put a stop to this killing spree before it gets out of hand? F.A.C.T.S., zoom in on that Wolverine scan. And once, while suffering from sleep deprivation for a week, he survived getting impaled through the spine and still defeated the attacker with relative ease! ComicPOP chats about the 1994 crossover sequel Punisher/Batman: Deadly Knights from Marvel and DC Comics! Featured Characters: 1. Punisher backs up, and Batman follows him with an elbow jab and an upwards-aiming double axe handle. During his fight with Daken, he got slashed and impaled all over his body, and still managed to keep on fighting. It's Showtime!". He outran a building-wide explosion, when said explosion had already damaged him. Another way to prevent getting this page in the future is to use Privacy Pass. Probably one of the worst cities to exist, being honest. punisher fully armed kicks the door open and shoots viper right out the gate i Even though his size decreases, his strength remains a constant. : "To put the longevity of handcuffs into perspective, a standard pair of handcuffs takes approximately two tons of force to break. I could leave you here and let the police find you themselves. In this brawl between vigilantes of the night, who will win? The wearer may still suffer injury just from the impact alone. Frank, in return, headbutts Batman and kicks him away. : "A common misconception. ", Chelsea: "...I'll get to that later. When the explosion clears away, there's a giant hole where Batman used to stand. Batman runs, dodging the bullets, then suddenly stops, turns around and throws a Batarang. Let's not forget the fact that he tanked a point-blank grenade explosion. ", Manny: "Wait, what? (awkward silence) "What? Compound that with the capsules to freeze you in place and the obvious is made clear... YOU. Kevlar is bullet-resistant, but not bullet-proof. Will Batman's non-lethal approach to justice be enough to stop Punisher and his destructive array of weaponry? He's killed a bull with a single whack of a wooden plank, broke bones, like, every day, and held his own against the likes of Wolverine, Captain America, Spider-Man, Black Widow, Rhino, and even the Incredible Hulk! I am the night! Frank's Satan Claws are Nazi gauntlets, capable of generating electrical currents. He breaks and enters, assaults people, violates their privacy, and commits a whole host of other felonies in the course of his crusade. Someone is killing off Gotham's criminals, one by one. : "Judging by the size of the sarcophagi and comparing them to those shown in real life, I can determine that each sarcophagus weighs three tons. He's able to take out foes with head and heart shots from three to thirty yards away! Diese Artikel wurden in den neuen Onlineshop übernommen, damit nach diesen Titeln recherchiert werden kann. He both dodges and blocks bullets, and if he's feeling a little cocky, he'll just punch them out of their trajectory. Get some weaselly lawyer? If you are on a personal connection, like at home, you can run an anti-virus scan on your device to make sure it is not infected with malware. The Joker? ", F.A.C.T.S. 3 (collects Incredible Hulk vs. Superman , Daredevil/Batman: Eye for an Eye , Spider-Man and Batman: Disordered Minds , Spider-Man/Gen¹³ , Generation X/Gen¹³ , and Team X/Team 7 ) Like, all you need to do is step on him. ", Punisher: "The police? He snuck into multiple LexCorp buildings, Areas 51 and 52, and any place you can think of that has supposedly impregnable defenses. Batman + Punisher Crossover. ", Batman: "Never leave the cave without it. He also wrote a detailed guide on how to defeat every member of the Justice League. Suddenly, Frank advances towards him with a red gauntlet - the Satan Claw. And where is the line drawn between justice and brutality? : "M67 grenades - standard grenades in their own regard - boast a kill radius of five meters. ", Rick: "THAT is how you present a character's backstory. In terms of intelligence, there wasn't even a contest. His Pym Particles and Claw are prime examples. ", Chelsea: "Except you obviously mean he became one of the most overrated superheroes ever. Title Sequence - Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS & Wii U, Theme Song - Batman: The Brave and the Bold, Waiting Room - Super Smash Bros. for Nintendo 3DS & Wii U, https://crossoverx.fandom.com/wiki/Batman_vs._Punisher?oldid=6368. The winner of this Battle Royale is Batman! So no big surprise, he's a master marksman. MOVE.". This battle is over.". : "I am the Fight Analysis and Conclusion Tolerance Software, or F.A.C.T.S. Robert. It also includes characters from other franchises, such as the Transformers, WildC.A.T.s, Witchblade, and Shi. Everyone knows who Batman is! Cassandra Briar (First appearance) Antagonists: 1. 8 Punisher: That Arsenal, Though. It's the Dark Knight vs. the Armed Marine Officer! ", Rick: "I just said it's an unwritten rule!" There's only one way to find out...! ", Manny: "Batman is a tough nut to crack. Here, then, are the twenty-five most valuable individual Batman comic books, based on the prices (as of December 2015) on the awesomely useful ComicsPriceGuide.com. In addition, he has a variety of combat knives for close quarters combat. Follow/Fav Batman vs Punisher. Is there anything he doesn't have? At the same time, Punisher throws a grenade at his opponent. ", Manny: "Do I really have to do this? ", Chelsea: "Nah. ", F.A.C.T.S. With the help of a friendly detective buddy, Frank armed himself to the teeth with top-class weaponry, and decided to take care of criminals in the correct way, when no one else would. Frank reloads his pistol, and suddenly looks backwards - just in time to spot a bat-shaped boomerang flying towards him. Frank lands on the floor and gets up... but this was a trap; he stands above liquid nitrogen capsules, about to detonate. Punisher Crossovers Show All Punisher Crossovers. Speaking of shared arsenals with other superheroes, there's something else that the Punisher has. ", Manny: "Oh come on! He's got plenty of gadgets, but don't worry, we'll only be focusing on his most prominent ones, and avoiding stuff like the shark-repellant and, uh... mm, the Bat-credit card. By: Thundarr The Barbarian. On that day, Frank Castle died. It … ", Manny: "He punched through several layers of solid brick like it's glass, supported the weight of a skyscraper, bent the barrels of firearms as they were firing, overpowered several metahumans including a Venom-enhanced Bane, and split a motorcycle in half with a single kick! ", Chelsea: "Yeah, but even without prep-time, Frank's been able to hold his own against people who would otherwise outclass him.". Now you're going to pay for helping them!". I have concluded the most likely out of thousands of possible scenarios and I've arranged a visual interpretation of the research. Go on. Let the police handle him. ", Punisher: "And then what? When it comes to Marvel Comics against DC Comics, these two vigilantes of the night have completely different meanings for the word 'justice'. Bruce is the first to gets up, needing to catch his breath. With great story pacing by Dave Gibbons and knockout pencils by the Kubert brothers, Batman vs Predator is easily one of the best comic book crossovers ever produced. Please. My tragic backstory senses are tingling! The man who threw the boomerang jumps out of the shadows, revealing his black cape and cowl - that man is Batman. ", F.A.C.T.S. Batman is nowhere to be seen, only leaving behind a pool of blood. Cloudflare Ray ID: 62ba6d8defc03ada Luke Tango (Only appearanc… Batman learns of a murderous vigilante in New York by the name of The Punisher. I think someone at DC Comics doesn't know what human limits are. He shoots in all directions, but hits no one. ", Rick: "Thank you. Flashbacks of the fight on the rooftop play in the background. ", F.A.C.T.S. Sorry. Batman Family 1. While Joker's henchmen have never been able to win him any of his battles against Batman, they're still useful as deterrents to slow down foes and give the Joker more time to prepare.